About the Author

My name is Michael Fahey. I’ve been a writer for Kotaku.com since 2006. Before that I worked in web design, web development, vinyl sign cutting, gas station management, shoe sales, tech support, arcade attending, dishwashing, customer service representing, video rental, computer software sales and various food service positions.

I like toys. And snacks. And toy snacks. Also keyboards. And of course, video games.

I have a wife and two decreasingly-small children.

There are also cats.

Most of all, I love you.